USS Drag Queen
Crimes: Abandonment, Littering, Flow Obstruction
Past Occupations: Nightclub entertainer, instrument support specialist (above figure), and get-a-way artist(below figure)
what: | where: |
![]() | San Diego, CA |
![]() | Newport, OR |
![]() | Duck, NC |
![]() | Nova Scotian Shelf |
![]() | St Petersburg Pier, FL |
![]() | Washington DC |
![]() | Central Florida |
![]() | Seattle, WA |
Innocent Bystander Tom Lippmann, below, points the finger at the illustrious Dr 'Paleo' Ed Thornton for aiding and abetting this criminal for so many years. There exist several "Doubting Thomas's" who do not believe Dr Thornton's story that the sled was abducted from his Monterey Beach Laboratory.
If you or anyone you know see this criminal, notify the authorities immediately and do not attempt to apprehend he/she/them/it.
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