FBI's Most Wanted

USS Drag Queen

Crimes: Abandonment, Littering, Flow Obstruction

Past Occupations: Nightclub entertainer, instrument support specialist (above figure), and get-a-way artist(below figure)

Could be disguised as:

what: where:
Scripps entry into the human powered submarine raceSan Diego, CA
40' argus video tower Newport, OR
Replacement leg of the Coastal Amphibious Research BuggyDuck, NC
Shackles for the Bluenose BrigNova Scotian Shelf
Manatee SculptureSt Petersburg Pier, FL
Office Desk for new ONR program managerWashington DC
Explosion proof pressure caseCentral Florida
New tip of the Space needleSeattle, WA

Innocent Bystander Tom Lippmann, below, points the finger at the illustrious Dr 'Paleo' Ed Thornton for aiding and abetting this criminal for so many years. There exist several "Doubting Thomas's" who do not believe Dr Thornton's story that the sled was abducted from his Monterey Beach Laboratory.

If you or anyone you know see this criminal, notify the authorities immediately and do not attempt to apprehend he/she/them/it.

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